NFL Players Weigh in on GAY Marriage: ‘Are you worried that if gay marriage became legal, all of a sudden you’d start thinking about penis?’

Kluwe’s letter to homophobic black Democrat Emmett Burns:

How does gay marriage affect your life in any way, shape, or form? Are you worried that if gay marriage became legal, all of a sudden you’d start thinking about penis? (“Oh shit. Gay marriage just passed. Gotta get me some of that hot dong action!”) Will all your friends suddenly turn gay and refuse to come to your Sunday Ticket grill-outs? (Unlikely. Gay people enjoy watching football, too.)

I can assure you that gay people getting married will have zero effect on your life. They won’t come into your house and steal your children. They won’t magically turn you into a lustful cockmonster. They won’t even overthrow the government in an orgy of hedonistic debauchery because all of a sudden they have the same legal rights as the other 90 percent of our population, rights like Social Security benefits, childcare tax credits, family and medical leave to take care of loved ones, and COBRA health care for spouses and children.

Now that even the NFL players are getting in the ring, the rabid birther-tea party crowd ought to allow certain pragmatic considerations guide their near future policy orientations.